Happy Thanksgiving!
I’ve done a guest post over at the Dodeline + Design blog. Check it out!
And be sure to visit Dodeline’s Etsy shop. She makes beautiful, graphic cards often with a touch of humor. This is one of my favorites.
“When I was in Palestine, they shot at us. I couldn’t believe what was happening. They confiscated all the cell phones, all communication.”
“Mm hmm. Yep. Oh today, the youth today. They’re sooo progressive. The brightest students in my classes—they’re left. Not left in a traditional sense, but progressive. Used to be the conservative kids who were the brightest.”
“Oh yeah. Oh no. I’m on the train now. This is the best pre-interview I’ve ever had.”
“I think it’ll work this time.”
“You wait here.”
“hmm…”
“Okay, I’m ready.”
“Let’s go.”
Mine!
Ugh. Ruined!
Pear likes watching birds.
Birds like watching pear!
He is immortal. Harvested in the highlands of Scotland over 400 years ago, he is not alone. There are others like him. Some good, some rotten. For centuries, he has battled the forces of darkness with the holy fruit bowl his only refuge. He cannot die, unless you take his stem and with it, his power. In the end, there can be only one.
May it be Duncan McPear, The Highlander.
“I am Bosc.”
She goes to the dojo three times a week.
“How awful!”
“No thank you!”
“That is not how real pears look!”
Tonight is the season finale of Vampire Diaries. So in honor of that, a vampear!
“Oh no! A vampear!!!!”
“Hang on to your stems. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”
