“Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line to maintain your call in priority.”
To Be Continued…
“These strawberries are too cold!”
“If anyone has anything to say to me, they can write me a letter.”
“This microwave dinner looks nothing like it does on the box!”
One of Angry Pear’s biggest pet peeves.
“I’m already pearfect!”
Make room for pears getting off the train!
“Move!”
“I think it should go on the other side.”
“Careful!”
“A few inches to the right.”
“Maybe the first spot was better.”
“MOVE!!!”
“We just got these in from Paris.”
“Very stylish and unique!”
…
Cold in the morning.
Hot in the afternoon.
“Extend!”
“Faster!”
“No breaks!”
“I quit!”
When is it going to feel like Spring?!
It’s nice to leave work early. It’s not so nice to leave just as school is getting out.
“Where are have all my socks gone? I can’t find a single matching pair!”
“You’re late!”
“Slow and steady wins the race.”
“This book is horrible.”
“We need to have a serious, mature and fair talk about our relationship.”
“I’ve prepared a list of grievances.”
A little while ago, this pear discovered a leak in her ceiling (click here to read the first post), and she took the day off of from work to deal with the catastrophe:
“Keep it down! I’m trying to hear Regis!”
“This jam is too runny.”
Angry Pear 