“I ordered a thin crust.”
“But this is TOO thin!”
It’s snowing in Montreal today…
Pears do not fair well in the cold.
Very Important Pear
“What do you mean I can’t come in? I’m a Very Important Pear!”
“We are lovely.”
She is up to her stem with paper work.
“Have a seat, please!”
“Stop calling!”
How can a pear get any rest when she shares a bed with such a noisy companion?
“I don’t understand. I’m just not getting it.”
“But I’ve never been to me.”
Song: “Never Been to Me” by Charlene
They stock up on hot fries whenever they can.
So graceful.
“I’d like this fixture moved three inches to left, then two degrees south-east of that.”
Such agility. Such stealth.
Pears really like a long weekend!
Apparently pears really do love a long weekend, as this post wasn’t even on the ballot. There’s just something irresistible about a bottle of wine, a plate of cheese and luxuriating on the couch all day.
Mummy Pear was a close second, losing by only one vote.
Thanks to everyone who voted!
“Could I have another drink please?”
“Certainly.”
“Thank you.”
Read part 1 to get caught up.
The ants forced them to move their picnic.
“I can’t believe we have to move.”
They settled at what appeared to be a much better spot.
“There’s a bee!”
“There’s a whole thing of bees!”
…
The End.
Some pears like to take all the covers.
And getting them back can be very difficult.
“It’s my cave. Leave me alone and stay out!”
It’s time to vote for October’s Pear of the Month. I had a hard time narrowing down the choices, so if your favorite isn’t in this list, please feel free to write it in! Click on the thumbnails below to read the full post, then use the poll on the sidebar to make your vote. Voting ends in about a week.
The lovely candidates:
(1. Angry Pear vs. The Jeans, 2. Pears Don’t Like Watery Cocktails, 3. Nobody Home, 4. Pears Like Getting New Boots, 5. Do You Like My Costume, 6.Mummy Pear, 7. Vampears?, 8. Angry Pear Adjusts her Office Chair)
“Why did I buy this shawl?!” “I should’ve gotten those boots!”
The little Sekel pears are ready for tomorrow. No doubt there will be more tricks than treats from them!
“I guess not.”
“There’s no such thing as vampears. They don’t exist.”
Nothing is easy when you’re a pear.
“What a cute bunny.”
“These boots are lovely.”
S.E.P.T.A.’s “quiet” car. Humph!
“This chair is too high!”
“I’m not early!”
“Where are they?”
“I specifically asked for salt!”
Angry Pear 