“This looks like the work of Pearfessor Moriarty.”
Pears like modeling their hats.
Pears enjoy a game of tennis from time to time.
Working from home is every pear’s dream.
Maybe this is why Angry Pear isn’t invited to any parties.
“Achoo!”
“Aaaah!”
This pear likes to feed the ducks on Sunday morning.
“Shoo!”
“Gotcha!”
“Aaaah!”
This speeding pear was first seen driving carelessly while Angry Pear was out for a walk.
For Maurapear.
“I have to wait a whole week now?”
Pears like ice cream in the summer.
Oh stem
ye polar lance
eternal magnet of the north
all else is vanity.
[Poem by commenter Pere]
Pears are miserable when they are sick.
“This skirt fit last summer.”
This pleased her.
“Ooooooh”
The other pears attending the conference also wanted free drinks.
“Oh dear, I’m late.”
“Too crowded.”
“I’ll just wait for the next one.”
Angry Pear 