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It’s time to elect a pear for the month of March. I’ve gone back through the archives and listed some of my favorites, but feel free to write in your own! You can see all the posts from March here. Click on the links to see the full posts. When you’ve picked your favorite, use the poll on the sidebar of the homepage to vote!
The esteemed candidates:
A few weeks ago, two pears found themselves fighting over the same scarf. The quarrel grew heated and the scarf was torn in two. (Read the full post here.)
Recently, at a party:
“You won’t believe what happened to me while I was shopping the other day. I found this lovely scarf…”
Meanwhile, in another room:
“…and this horrible pear ripped it right out of my hands. So I tied what was left into this bow.”
A little while later:
Maybe this is why Angry Pear isn’t invited to any parties.
“And heave!” “And heave!” “Heave!”
Number 14 invited everyone to her place.
“I think we should write a letter to the race organizers.”
“Hang on to your stems. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”