This has been said before, but I feel it needs to be reiterated.
Tag Archives: cocktails
Pears Posing
Don’t forget to check out Expozine if you are in Montreal this weekend!
Pear of the Month – March 2012
It’s time to elect a pear for the month of March. I’ve gone back through the archives and listed some of my favorites, but feel free to write in your own! You can see all the posts from March here. Click on the links to see the full posts. When you’ve picked your favorite, use the poll on the sidebar of the homepage to vote!
The esteemed candidates:
Margaritas?
“I made margaritas! Who wants one?”
“Humph!”
Embarrassed
They Meet Again
A few weeks ago, two pears found themselves fighting over the same scarf. The quarrel grew heated and the scarf was torn in two. (Read the full post here.)
Recently, at a party:
“You won’t believe what happened to me while I was shopping the other day. I found this lovely scarf…”
Meanwhile, in another room:
“…and this horrible pear ripped it right out of my hands. So I tied what was left into this bow.”
A little while later:
“It’s you!”
Cheers!
Jealousy
“Look at this resort I’m going to at the end of the month. There’s a private beach, world-class restaurants, shopping, and drinks are included!”
…
New Year’s Eve
Drink responsibly.
Carded
There comes a time when getting carded at the liquor store is a compliment.
“Oh! Thank you!”
Memories of Vacation
How I wish I were back there now.
Pears Don’t Like Watery Cocktails
Yuck!
Cocktails with Angry Pear
“Could I have another drink?”
Dream Job
Working from home is every pear’s dream.
Too Many Cocktails
Maybe this is why Angry Pear isn’t invited to any parties.
Pear Vs. the Triathlon part 5
Read parts 1, 2, 3, and 4 of Pear Vs. the Triathlon for the story so far.
We last saw the pears in the midst of catastrophe.
They worked very hard.
“And heave!” “And heave!” “Heave!”
Once number 11 was free, they were too tired to continue the triathlon.
Number 14 invited everyone to her place.
After a few cocktails, she got an idea.
“I think we should write a letter to the race organizers.”
“And don’t forget to mention the pothole!”
The End.
Travel Photos: Angry Pear in line for free drinks
The other pears attending the conference also wanted free drinks.
It’s Too Hot Today
All About Pear
“Hang on to your stems. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”
Angry Pear 
