Oh stem
ye polar lance
eternal magnet of the north
all else is vanity.
[Poem by commenter Pere]
Oh stem
ye polar lance
eternal magnet of the north
all else is vanity.
[Poem by commenter Pere]
Pears are miserable when they are sick.
This pleased her.
“Ooooooh”
The other pears attending the conference also wanted free drinks.
“When I was in Palestine, they shot at us. I couldn’t believe what was happening. They confiscated all the cell phones, all communication.”
“Mm hmm. Yep. Oh today, the youth today. They’re sooo progressive. The brightest students in my classes—they’re left. Not left in a traditional sense, but progressive. Used to be the conservative kids who were the brightest.”
“Oh yeah. Oh no. I’m on the train now. This is the best pre-interview I’ve ever had.”