Happy Thanksgiving!
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Travel Photos: Angry Pear on the train to Toronto
“When I was in Palestine, they shot at us. I couldn’t believe what was happening. They confiscated all the cell phones, all communication.”
“Mm hmm. Yep. Oh today, the youth today. They’re sooo progressive. The brightest students in my classes—they’re left. Not left in a traditional sense, but progressive. Used to be the conservative kids who were the brightest.”
“Oh yeah. Oh no. I’m on the train now. This is the best pre-interview I’ve ever had.”
Angry Pear gets the internet at home
“I think it’ll work this time.”
Cabaret Pear
Shopping for Flowers
“You wait here.”
“hmm…”
“Okay, I’m ready.”
“Let’s go.”
Pear and Bad Rabbit again!
Mine!
Ugh. Ruined!
Birdwatching
Pear likes watching birds.
Birds like watching pear!
There can be only Pear!
He is immortal. Harvested in the highlands of Scotland over 400 years ago, he is not alone. There are others like him. Some good, some rotten. For centuries, he has battled the forces of darkness with the holy fruit bowl his only refuge. He cannot die, unless you take his stem and with it, his power. In the end, there can be only one.
May it be Duncan McPear, The Highlander.
Pear Vs. the Triathlon Part 4
Ballooning
Pear Varieties
“I am Bosc.”
Karate Pear
She goes to the dojo three times a week.
Shopping for Groceries
“How awful!”
“No thank you!”
Fashion Show
“That is not how real pears look!”
Flying a Kite
Nos Pearatu
Tonight is the season finale of Vampire Diaries. So in honor of that, a vampear!
“Oh no! A vampear!!!!”
All About Pear
“Hang on to your stems. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”
The Search for the Pearfect Shawl update
Angry pear doesn’t like the rain
“You, Pear, are classist and egregious!”
Trying to Read
Sick of it All
“I’m sick of it. Just sick of it.”
Gardening pear
Good Morning, Pear
Copy!
If only one of them had worn blue.
Knitting Pear
Clean Pear
Sometimes Pears Share
The Search for the Pearfect Shawl
“I think I should try the blue again.”
An Officer and a Gentlepear
Singing Pear
When I was just a little pear
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be green? Will I be Bosc?
Here’s what she said to me:
Pear sera sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not pear’s to see
Pear sera sera
Pears Like to Dance
Pears Don’t Always Get Along
Swim Pear
Pears do not usually swim. Despite their rotund physiques, they are not very buoyant.
And when they do go for a swim, there are many dangers in the waters!
Most of the time, however, the only danger is other pears who like playing tricks.
Pear Vs. The Triathlon Part 2
Familiarize yourself with Part 1
She took a five-minute break.
Which turned into twenty…
Feeling relaxed, she hit the gym renewed.
Unfortunately, the treadmill was a disaster.
She would not be deterred and decided that all she needed were the right accessories.
To Be Continued…
They Are Not Getting Along
Cover Pear
Put your stem in your walk.
Let Sleeping Pears Lie
Pearfriends
They are the best of friends.
Pears Like Milkshakes
Angry Pear 