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Memories of Vacation
How I wish I were back there now.
Shopping Spree
“Oh! I have to have it.”
“I like this one too.”
“These are all so lovely.”
“I’ll take all of them!”
Historical Pears: Copearnicus
Disappointing Pizza
“I ordered a thin crust.”
“But this is TOO thin!”
Cold Pear
It’s snowing in Montreal today…
Pears do not fair well in the cold.
V.I.P.
Very Important Pear
“What do you mean I can’t come in? I’m a Very Important Pear!”
In Agreement
“We are lovely.”
Swamped
She is up to her stem with paper work.
“Have a seat, please!”
Country Pear
Angry Pear goes for a Walk part 5
Overly Energized Guest
Angry Pear is home, but not answering
“Stop calling!”
Snoring
How can a pear get any rest when she shares a bed with such a noisy companion?
Academic Pear
Good luck, Lisapear!
Tutoring
“I don’t understand. I’m just not getting it.”
I’ve been to Pearadise
“But I’ve never been to me.”
Song: “Never Been to Me” by Charlene
Pears love Hot Fries
They stock up on hot fries whenever they can.
Sleepy Pear
Even though she got to sleep in, she’s still tired. She is still adapting to Daylight Saving Time.
Famous Pears: Pearyshnikov
So graceful.
Renovating
“I’d like this fixture moved three inches to left, then two degrees south-east of that.”
Ninja Pear
Such agility. Such stealth.
Dapper Pear
And the Winner is…
Pears really like a long weekend!
Apparently pears really do love a long weekend, as this post wasn’t even on the ballot. There’s just something irresistible about a bottle of wine, a plate of cheese and luxuriating on the couch all day.
Mummy Pear was a close second, losing by only one vote.
Thanks to everyone who voted!
Pears like Mobile Drinks
“Could I have another drink please?”
“Certainly.”
“Thank you.”
Pear Picnic part 2
Read part 1 to get caught up.
The ants forced them to move their picnic.
“I can’t believe we have to move.”
They settled at what appeared to be a much better spot.
“There’s a bee!”
“There’s a whole thing of bees!”
…
The End.
Stealing the Sheets
Some pears like to take all the covers.
And getting them back can be very difficult.
Angry Pear Wants to Live in a Cave
“It’s my cave. Leave me alone and stay out!”
Pear of the Month – October!
It’s time to vote for October’s Pear of the Month. I had a hard time narrowing down the choices, so if your favorite isn’t in this list, please feel free to write it in! Click on the thumbnails below to read the full post, then use the poll on the sidebar to make your vote. Voting ends in about a week.
The lovely candidates:
(1. Angry Pear vs. The Jeans, 2. Pears Don’t Like Watery Cocktails, 3. Nobody Home, 4. Pears Like Getting New Boots, 5. Do You Like My Costume, 6.Mummy Pear, 7. Vampears?, 8. Angry Pear Adjusts her Office Chair)
Absorbed in Their Individual Anger
“Why did I buy this shawl?!” “I should’ve gotten those boots!”
Happy Halloween!
Trick or Treat
The little Sekel pears are ready for tomorrow. No doubt there will be more tricks than treats from them!
Do You Like My Costume?
“I guess not.”
Vampears?
“There’s no such thing as vampears. They don’t exist.”
Mummy Pear
Pear Witch
Doctor Franken Pear and his Monster
Angry Pear goes for a Walk part 4
Angry Pear tries to set up a PayPal account
Nothing is easy when you’re a pear.
Pears like Getting New Boots
“These boots are lovely.”
Angry Pear 