364 days later…
364 days later…
“That’ll teach him to give me coal.”
We wish you a peary Christmas,
We wish you a peary Christmas,
We wish you a peary Christmas,
and a well-watered new year!
O Christmas Pear,
O Christmas Pear,
You are so green and lovely.
Angry Pear hates all lines, but especially lines during the holidays.
Not all pears are in the Christmas spirit.
Pears enjoy a long relaxing bubble bath. But they don’t want to relax too long, lest they turn into compote.
“I hate it when the yarn gets tangled.”
She likes to keep tabs on the neighborhood.
It’s snowing in Montreal today…
Pears do not fair well in the cold.
“What do you mean I can’t come in? I’m a Very Important Pear!”
Click to read: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4.
Nothing seemed to be going right for her.
She had enough.
Then she remembered: “I am Angry Pear.”
“I am Angry Pear.”
“Stop calling!”
Good luck, Lisapear!
“But I’ve never been to me.”
Song: “Never Been to Me” by Charlene
They stock up on hot fries whenever they can.
Even though she got to sleep in, she’s still tired. She is still adapting to Daylight Saving Time.
So graceful.
Such agility. Such stealth.
“Could I have another drink please?”
“Certainly.”
Some pears like to take all the covers.
And getting them back can be very difficult.
“It’s my cave. Leave me alone and stay out!”
The little Sekel pears are ready for tomorrow. No doubt there will be more tricks than treats from them!

“I’m not early!”
“Where are they?”
“I’ll need the right supplies.”
“Debits: Ledger – $5.99”
“Now I wait.”