“We are lovely.”
She is up to her stem with paper work.
“Have a seat, please!”
How can a pear get any rest when she shares a bed with such a noisy companion?
“I don’t understand. I’m just not getting it.”
“I’d like this fixture moved three inches to left, then two degrees south-east of that.”
“Could I have another drink please?”
“Certainly.”
“Thank you.”
Some pears like to take all the covers.
And getting them back can be very difficult.
It’s time to vote for October’s Pear of the Month. I had a hard time narrowing down the choices, so if your favorite isn’t in this list, please feel free to write it in! Click on the thumbnails below to read the full post, then use the poll on the sidebar to make your vote. Voting ends in about a week.
The lovely candidates:
(1. Angry Pear vs. The Jeans, 2. Pears Don’t Like Watery Cocktails, 3. Nobody Home, 4. Pears Like Getting New Boots, 5. Do You Like My Costume, 6.Mummy Pear, 7. Vampears?, 8. Angry Pear Adjusts her Office Chair)
“Why did I buy this shawl?!” “I should’ve gotten those boots!”
The little Sekel pears are ready for tomorrow. No doubt there will be more tricks than treats from them!
“I guess not.”
“There’s no such thing as vampears. They don’t exist.”
S.E.P.T.A.’s “quiet” car. Humph!
“I’m taller!”
“No! leaf height!”
With Maury Pearvich.
What a delight!
Back to work.
The line in Montreal was very long and the bus was delayed.
A job well done.
Pears like to get their leaves and stems done.
They always feel better after a day at the salon.
Pears are tired after a long day at work and often want other pears to tend to them.
“Will you rub my feet?”
Pears barbecue on the weekends sometimes.
A while ago, I posted a cabaret pear.
How does the pear accompanying her on the piano reach the pedals with such short legs?
They wear special stilt-like shoes.
“Save some for the rest of us!”
“I don’t appreciate being spoken to that way.”
Pears really love snacking.
But sometimes they over-snack!
July’s trophy must be shared between two deserving pears. A Day at the Beach and Dream Job tied for July’s most popular pears.
Angry Pear 