A few weeks ago, two pears found themselves fighting over the same scarf. The quarrel grew heated and the scarf was torn in two. (Read the full post here.)

Recently, at a party:

“You won’t believe what happened to me while I was shopping the other day. I found this lovely scarf…”

Meanwhile, in another room:

“…and this horrible pear ripped it right out of my hands. So I tied what was left into this bow.”

A little while later:

“It’s you!”