When is it going to feel like Spring?!
Tee off is at nine sharp!
“Where are have all my socks gone? I can’t find a single matching pair!”
Very smart!
This lucky pear is ready for an early tropical vacation!
“The Sophisticate”
The simplicity of draping in this look oozes elegance and grace– perfect for a dinner party or an evening at the opera.
“The Vamp”
Accessorize with a fan and mascara to make this glamorous look even more beguiling.
“The Sash”
Tying the scarf around the midsection not only compliments the pear figure, it creates a fun, flirty look that says, “I’m up for whatever!”
“The Weekender”
Enjoy your weekend with flair and panache. This smart, yet relaxed look will take you everywhere from a ride through the countryside to a picnic in the park.
“Incognito”
Every pear deserves time out of the spotlight. Throw on a pair of shades, and you’re ready to strut down Rodeo Drive in blissful anonymity.
“The Sarong”
Pair this look with a chilled cocktail, and you’ve got the perfect duo for lounging poolside or strolling through a tropical paradise.
“Preppy”
Whether spending the afternoon sailing or just relaxing in the country club, this casual look will take you there in style.
“This jam is too runny.”
A few weeks ago, the pipes froze in Angry Pear’s apartment, and there was no water for a couple of days!
No water to brush her teeth!
No water for coffee!
No water for bathing!
No water for anything!
And pears need water!
“The soup doesn’t look very good.”
(Continued from yesterday’s post)
Since her friend was late, she decided she would just have a taste of the birthday cake…
“This cake is wonderful.”
“Oh no!”
…
“Happy Birthday! I got you a card.”
“My friend is going to love this birthday cake.”
“She’s late.”
“It would be a shame for this cake to go to waste.”
“I’ll just have a little taste.”
To Be Continued…
“This mood ring says I’m happy.”
“I am not happy!”
“Hmmm…”
“This means I don’t have to go to work today!”
The real Paris fashion week may be over, but I could not resist posting this luxurious pear.
Yves Saint Laurent
“Le Smoking”
Angry Pear 