One of Angry Pear’s biggest pet peeves.
“Would you like some wine?”
Make room for pears getting off the train!
“Move!”
“MOVE!!!”
Cold in the morning.
Hot in the afternoon.
“Extend!”
“Faster!”
“No breaks!”
“I quit!”
When is it going to feel like Spring?!
It’s nice to leave work early. It’s not so nice to leave just as school is getting out.
“This jam is too runny.”
A few weeks ago, the pipes froze in Angry Pear’s apartment, and there was no water for a couple of days!
No water to brush her teeth!
No water for coffee!
No water for bathing!
No water for anything!
And pears need water!
“This mood ring says I’m happy.”
“I am not happy!”
“Hurry up and make your move!”
“Wait. Wait. That’s not a legal move.”
“You cheat!”
“No. It’s in the rules.”
In front of the turnstile is no place to stop and look for a ticket!
A new year, a new pear!
For Maurapear.
Angry Pear hates all lines, but especially lines during the holidays.
Not all pears are in the Christmas spirit.
“I hate it when the yarn gets tangled.”
“Awww. What’s wrong? Do you want a cookie?”
“Don’t peartronize me!”
“Stop calling!”
How can a pear get any rest when she shares a bed with such a noisy companion?
Angry Pear 