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Category Archives: angry pear
Strawberries
“These strawberries are too cold!”
Too Many Modes of Communication
“If anyone has anything to say to me, they can write me a letter.”
Complaining to the Company
“This microwave dinner looks nothing like it does on the box!”
Cutting in Line
One of Angry Pear’s biggest pet peeves.
Self Improvement
“I’m already pearfect!”
Looking Back – part 3
I think Looking Back might be a regular Sunday thing now. Today, I’m posting some reader favorites!
Angry Pear gets an iPhone
Looking Back – part 2
Last week I posted a few pears from the past year, but there are still pear posts I want to re-share with you all. I hope you enjoy these!
A very early drawing, but one I think is still quite funny:
And lastly, one of my PEARsonal favorites:
Pear Vs. The Triathlon (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5)
Let me know what some of your favorites are!
Naomi Pearbell
A Small Taste of Wine
“Would you like some wine?”
Subway Etiquette
Make room for pears getting off the train!
“Move!”
Looking Back
Around the 1-year anniversary of Angry Pear, I looked back through this blog and was surprised that I had forgotten about some of these pear posts. I had intended to re-post a few of my favorites from the past year closer to the anniversary, but I just didn’t get around to it. So I’m doing it now. Click on the titles to see the full post. Enjoy!
New Chair
“I think it should go on the other side.”
“Careful!”
“A few inches to the right.”
“Maybe the first spot was better.”
Angry Pear Hates Clubbing
Pears should never shop alone
“Would you meet me this afternoon at the train?”
“I wonder why she wants me to meet her?”
“Maybe she’s going to take me out for dinner.”
“Would you help me carry these?”
Important Decisions Take Time
Cute Sekel Pear
Happy Birthday Angry Pear!
It’s been a whole year since Angry Pear started! In celebration, why not take inspiration from the very first post (“pears enjoy cocktails and conversation… pears also like picnics“) and stay home from work, go on a picnic and sip cocktails? I can’t think of a more pearish way to celebrate!
Angry Pear may not like getting older…
But she does wine and cake!
Don’t Block the Sidewalk
“MOVE!!!”
All the Rage
“We just got these in from Paris.”
“Very stylish and unique!”
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Co-worker’s Stinky Lunch
Changing Seasons
Cold in the morning.
Hot in the afternoon.
States of Pear
Parched
Peckish
Peeved
Displeased with an old frock
Angry Pear vs. Taxes
Pearsonal Trainer
“Extend!”
“Faster!”
“No breaks!”
“I quit!”
Angry Pear vs. Bank Fees
Beans Again?
Angry Pear is Tired of Wearing Big Snow Boots
When is it going to feel like Spring?!
Angry Pear vs. Bureaucracy
No More Cookies
Ill-Fitting Dress
Angry Pear Feature!
I was delighted when Kate from IllustrateKate asked if she could do a feature about Angry Pear with a Q&A portion.
Click here to read the feature!
Be sure to poke around Kate’s blog and gallery. She’s a very talented artist, and her blog showcases her work as well as the work of other fantastic artists. It was a real honor to participate in her first feature. Thanks Kate!
Leaving Work Early
It’s nice to leave work early. It’s not so nice to leave just as school is getting out.
Don’t Dispearage Me!
Angry Pear vs. The Rubix’s Cube
Right of Way
Late for Work
“You’re late!”
“Slow and steady wins the race.”
Magic Trick
Awhile ago, I posted a Magician Pear (and his lovely assistant). Here is their first trick:
“Thank you all for coming! That’s the end of our show.”
Cookie Thief
“Hey! Those are my cookies!”
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