Gaultier
CHANEL
(Haute Couture Spring/Summer collections showing in Paris from January 24 – 27)
After having struggled with finding a pair of jeans in the past, she finally prevailed.
(Click here to read “Angry Pear vs. the Jeans”)
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“Put your coat on. You’re taking me out for dinner.”
There’s nothing like a bit of wine after work.
“Ahhh.”
“There’s not much left.”
“I shouldn’t drink a whole bottle on a work night. Off to bed.”
Ready to hit the slopes!
“I never want to do anything else again.”
Time to pick your favorite December pear! It was hard to narrow down the choices for this month, but as always, you are welcome to write-in any pear from December not on this list. Review the candidates and then use the poll on the sidebar to place your vote. Voting will end in about one week.
May the best pear win!
The candidates: (click on the post title to see the full post)
1. Egg Nog, 2. Angry Pear vs. Santa part 1 and part 2, 3. Watchful Pear, 4. Inconsolable, 5. Pearolers, 6. Tree Shopping, 7. Bubble Bath, 8. New Year’s Eve
Drink responsibly.
There comes a time when getting carded at the liquor store is a compliment.
“Oh! Thank you!”
His favorite part of Christmas is the cookies.
Merry Christmas!
It did not go as planned.
“Mmmmm.”
“This eggnog is delicious.”
“Just one more cup!”
…
“You drank it all?!”
We wish you a peary Christmas,
We wish you a peary Christmas,
We wish you a peary Christmas,
and a well-watered new year!
O Christmas Pear,
O Christmas Pear,
You are so green and lovely.
“Where’s my sweater?”
“Where are your measurements?”
“A pear never reveals her numbers.”
Pears enjoy a long relaxing bubble bath. But they don’t want to relax too long, lest they turn into compote.
She likes to keep tabs on the neighborhood.
How I wish I were back there now.
“Oh! I have to have it.”
“I like this one too.”
“These are all so lovely.”
“I’ll take all of them!”
“We are lovely.”
Good luck, Lisapear!
“But I’ve never been to me.”
Song: “Never Been to Me” by Charlene
They stock up on hot fries whenever they can.
Even though she got to sleep in, she’s still tired. She is still adapting to Daylight Saving Time.
So graceful.
Such agility. Such stealth.
Angry Pear 