“How awful!”
“No thank you!”
“That is not how real pears look!”
Tonight is the season finale of Vampire Diaries. So in honor of that, a vampear!
“Oh no! A vampear!!!!”
“Hang on to your stems. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”
“I’m sick of it. Just sick of it.”
After discarding her pearls in favor of matching leg and wrist warmers, things went much better.
But she still had trouble cycling.
She persevered. And moved on to the swimming component.
Eventually came the day of the triathlon.
She started out strong.
Until…
Given their physical composition, pears have difficulty seeing their feet (or an errant stone and pothole in the road).
Her dream of completing the triathlon ended on mile 4.
The End?
If only one of them had worn blue.
When I was just a little pear
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be green? Will I be Bosc?
Here’s what she said to me:
Pear sera sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not pear’s to see
Pear sera sera
Pears do not usually swim. Despite their rotund physiques, they are not very buoyant.
And when they do go for a swim, there are many dangers in the waters!
Most of the time, however, the only danger is other pears who like playing tricks.
Familiarize yourself with Part 1
She took a five-minute break.
Which turned into twenty…
Feeling relaxed, she hit the gym renewed.
Unfortunately, the treadmill was a disaster.
She would not be deterred and decided that all she needed were the right accessories.
To Be Continued…
Put your stem in your walk.
They are the best of friends.
I see milkshakes in her future.
“Your pear is lovely, Hubbell.”
Some pears are bullies:
“Gimmie those shoes or I’ll kapunga you!”
I’ve decided to train for a triathlon.
The next day, she began training.
It wasn’t easy.
Next time she’ll make it to ten minutes.
To be continued…
“I think I should try the blue again.”
Angry Pear 
