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Pear of the Month- May 2011
It’s time again to vote for Pear of the Month! Please choose from the list of candidates, then place your vote using the poll on the sidebar. Voting will close in about one week. Click the post titles, for the full post.
Thanks for voting!
(1. Self Improvement, 2. Pearplexed, 3. Subway Etiquette, 4. Pearnicious Rumors, 5. Fiction?, 6. Fictional Pears: Mary Pearppins, 7. Forgotten Shawl, 8. New Chair)
Complaining to the Company
“This microwave dinner looks nothing like it does on the box!”
Self Improvement
“I’m already pearfect!”
Looking Back – part 3
I think Looking Back might be a regular Sunday thing now. Today, I’m posting some reader favorites!
Angry Pear gets an iPhone
Self-Peartrait
Looking Back – part 2
Last week I posted a few pears from the past year, but there are still pear posts I want to re-share with you all. I hope you enjoy these!
A very early drawing, but one I think is still quite funny:
And lastly, one of my PEARsonal favorites:
Pear Vs. The Triathlon (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5)
Let me know what some of your favorites are!
Naomi Pearbell
Subway Etiquette
Make room for pears getting off the train!
“Move!”
Looking Back
Around the 1-year anniversary of Angry Pear, I looked back through this blog and was surprised that I had forgotten about some of these pear posts. I had intended to re-post a few of my favorites from the past year closer to the anniversary, but I just didn’t get around to it. So I’m doing it now. Click on the titles to see the full post. Enjoy!
Pear of the Month – It’s a Tie!
April’s Pear of the Month is a tie between Pears like Romance Novels and Royal Wedding Party! Apparently pears like both passionate reads and a good Royal spectacle!
Thanks to everyone who voted!
Angry Pear Hates Clubbing
Pear of the Month – April
It’s time to vote for Pear of the Month! I’ve selected a list of candidates, but feel free to write in any pears from April. Click the thumbnails below to see the full post, then place your vote using the poll on the sidebar. Voting will end in about one week.
The candidates:
(1. Pears like Romance Novels, 2. Royal Wedding Party, 3. Don’t Block the Sidewalk, 4. Co-worker’s Stinky Lunch, 5. Two Sick Pears, 6. States of Pear, 7. Pearsonal Trainer, 8. Angry Pear vs. Bank Fees)
Cute Sekel Pear
Happy Birthday Angry Pear!
It’s been a whole year since Angry Pear started! In celebration, why not take inspiration from the very first post (“pears enjoy cocktails and conversation… pears also like picnics“) and stay home from work, go on a picnic and sip cocktails? I can’t think of a more pearish way to celebrate!
Angry Pear may not like getting older…
But she does wine and cake!
Don’t Block the Sidewalk
“MOVE!!!”
Co-worker’s Stinky Lunch
Changing Seasons
Cold in the morning.
Hot in the afternoon.
States of Pear
Parched
Peckish
Peeved
Displeased with an old frock
Angry Pear vs. Taxes
Pear of the Month – March
Time to vote for Pear of the Month! To think I almost forgot about March’s wonderful pears! Peruse the list below (click the thumbnails for the full post), or if none of these pears really do it for you, write-in your own candidate. Use the poll on the sidebar to vote. Voting will end in about one week.
(1. The Expeardition, 2. Pear Corp. Meeting, 3. Leaving Work Early, 4. Magic Trick, 5. An Appearition, 6. Cookie Thief, 7. Pearenting, 8. Fashion Week Scarves – March 1-8)
Pearsonal Trainer
“Extend!”
“Faster!”
“No breaks!”
“I quit!”
Braggart
Beans Again?
Angry Pear is Tired of Wearing Big Snow Boots
When is it going to feel like Spring?!
Angry Pear vs. Bureaucracy
No More Cookies
Ill-Fitting Dress
And the Winner is…
Angry Pear vs. The Rubix’s Cube
Missing Socks
“Where are have all my socks gone? I can’t find a single matching pair!”
Right of Way
Late for Work
“You’re late!”
“Slow and steady wins the race.”
Magic Trick
Awhile ago, I posted a Magician Pear (and his lovely assistant). Here is their first trick:
“Thank you all for coming! That’s the end of our show.”
Cookie Thief
“Hey! Those are my cookies!”
…
Standoff
Disappointing Book
“This book is horrible.”
Winter Stroll
Pear Relationships
“We need to have a serious, mature and fair talk about our relationship.”
“I’ve prepared a list of grievances.”
Angry Pear 