“I don’t understand. I’m just not getting it.”
“I’d like this fixture moved three inches to left, then two degrees south-east of that.”
Read part 1 to get caught up.
The ants forced them to move their picnic.
“I can’t believe we have to move.”
They settled at what appeared to be a much better spot.
“There’s a bee!”
“There’s a whole thing of bees!”
…
The End.
“It’s my cave. Leave me alone and stay out!”
Nothing is easy when you’re a pear.
“What a cute bunny.”
S.E.P.T.A.’s “quiet” car. Humph!
“This chair is too high!”
“I’m not early!”
“Where are they?”
“I specifically asked for salt!”
“I’m taller!”
“No! leaf height!”
“The service was just terrible.”
“I had to ask for water at least five times.”
“I didn’t care for the waiter’s shoes.”
Yuck!
“Could I have a little more wine?”
Back to work.
“Could I have another drink?”
The line in Montreal was very long and the bus was delayed.
The last of the wine.
Pears are tired after a long day at work and often want other pears to tend to them.
“Will you rub my feet?”
“Save some for the rest of us!”
“I don’t appreciate being spoken to that way.”
July’s trophy must be shared between two deserving pears. A Day at the Beach and Dream Job tied for July’s most popular pears.
Angry Pear
angry as ever
There is little else that is worse.
Pleasant Pear: “Good afternoon!”
Pleasant Pear: “What a lovely day.”
Angry Pear: “Too hot!”
Pleasant Pear: “You’re right, it is a little hot today, but we can’t complain too much.”
Pleasant Pear: “At least it’s not raining.”
Angry Pear: “You talk to much.”
Pleasant Pear: “Goodbye. It was nice to meet you.”
Angry Pear 