Or three.
“Gimme that scarf or I’ll kapunga you!”
It’s time to vote for January’s best pear! Click the links below and then use the poll on the sidebar (only appears on the home page) to place you vote. You can also write in a pear that isn’t listed. Thanks for voting!
Life goes on.
The Gourmand Pear is now a card!
The idea for these cards came from one of Angry Pear’s readers. I can’t believe I didn’t think of it myself! They are available in sets of four in the Angry Pear Etsy shop.
This is the last day for Free Shipping worldwide on everything in the shop. Just enter the coupon code FEBRUPEARY2012 at checkout.
The Februpeary sale is still going on at Angry Pear’s Etsy shop! When you enter the code FEBRUPEARY2012 at checkout, you’ll get free shipping worldwide on everything in the shop until the end of February. And there’s not just cards, there are also micro pears, mini comic books, and pins!
“I look the same!”
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Thanks for voting for December’s Pear of the Month
“You need to clean these stairs!”
“Now the steps are clean!”
Time to vote for December’s best pear! Will it be a pear full of holiday spirit or just anger? Click the links below to read the full posts, then vote for your favorite using the poll on the sidebar.
May the best pear win!
There is an odd phenomenon in Montreal of pears wearing heels in the snow– and I have never seen one of them fall.
“I wanted black!”
Riding with an over-perfumed pear is very annoying.
When we last left off, one pear’s precious space pen had been destroyed (click here to read part 1):
“You broke it!”
…
“I got you a new space pen!”
“Oh I love my space pen.”
(Although easily angered and annoyed, Angry Pear is not heartless.)
My very talented friend Monika made this choose your own adventure game as a final project for one of her programming classes. She used Angry Pear as her inspiration, pulling images from the blog. The entire story and concept is her creation, and I think she did a fantastic job of capturing Angry Pear’s spirit.
Click here to begin your adventure!
(And yes, she and I both know about the typos in the game. She made this at two in the morning in about one hour. Typos are to be expected!)
Friday afternoon:
Saturday:
Sunday:
Monday morning:
“The power of pear compels you!”
Cleopeartra!
Thanks for voting!
“Look at my new space pen.”
“I love it.”
“It writes in boiling heat of more than 300 ˚ F.”
“It writes in the freezing cold up to -30 ˚ F.”
“It writes in the vacuum of space.”
“It even writes upside down.”
To Be Continued…
Hell is other pears.
“I can think whatever I want.”
“Just because you think it,”
“does not mean that I have to like it.”
“Fine.”
“Fine.”
“You want to get a drink?”
“Fine!”
“Are those presents for me?!”
“No! Don’t look in these bags!”
“You better be getting me more than this!”
Happy Holidays!
Time to vote for November’s Pear of the Month. Click the title below to see the full posts, then use the poll on the sidebar to place your vote. May the best pear win!
More pears from last Christmas! Click on the titles to see the full post.
Angry Pear 