There comes a time when getting carded at the liquor store is a compliment.
“Oh! Thank you!”
There comes a time when getting carded at the liquor store is a compliment.
“Oh! Thank you!”
Angry Pear hates all lines, but especially lines during the holidays.
“Why did I buy this shawl?!” “I should’ve gotten those boots!”
“You wait here.”
“hmm…”

“Okay, I’m ready.”
“How awful!”
“No thank you!”
“That one is very sharp.”
“Oh, that is you!”
“I think I should try the blue again.”
“Maybe I’d rather have a hat.”