A little while ago, this pear discovered a leak in her ceiling (click here to read the first post), and she took the day off of from work to deal with the catastrophe:
“Keep it down! I’m trying to hear Regis!”
Tag Archives: angry pear
Shoveling Snow
Disappointing Jam
“This jam is too runny.”
Frozen Pipes
A few weeks ago, the pipes froze in Angry Pear’s apartment, and there was no water for a couple of days!
No water to brush her teeth!
No water for coffee!
No water for bathing!
No water for anything!
And pears need water!
And the Winner is…
Out of the Way!
(Click the image to see the full post).
Leaf Extensions (one of my pear-sonal favorites was a close second).
Take-out Menu
“The soup doesn’t look very good.”
New Shawl
I don’t DO happy
Jealousy
“Look at this resort I’m going to at the end of the month. There’s a private beach, world-class restaurants, shopping, and drinks are included!”
…
Pear of the Month – January
It’s time to vote for the best pear (or pears) of January. Browse the suggestions below, then place your vote using the poll on the sidebar. As always, the candidates below are just suggestions– feel free to vote for any pear posted in January.
Click the thumbnails below to read the full post:
1. Fashion Week Pears (all of them), 2. A Home Cooked Meal, 3. Gassy Pear, 4. Shopping Disaster, 5. Leaf Extensions, 6. Out of the Way, 7. Moderation is Key
Robbery
Angry Pear vs. The Mood Ring
“This mood ring says I’m happy.”
“I am not happy!”
Leaky Ceiling
“Hmmm…”
“This means I don’t have to go to work today!”
Pearis Fashion Week – Day 1
CHANEL
(Haute Couture Spring/Summer collections showing in Paris from January 24 – 27)
What Kind of Pear are You? – Quiz!
Wondering what kind of pear you are? Take this Pearsonality quiz and find out!
For those of you on Facebook, you can take the quiz here. If you’re not on Facebook, but still curious, you can take the quiz on Quibblo here.
Please let me know if there are any problems with taking these quizzes. I will try my best to fix them.
Pears like pie
“Could I have a slice of pie?”
“No! It’s mine!”
(But pears do not like sharing pie.)
Nobody likes a lecture
Gassy Pear
Good Rabbit
“Look what that rabbit did to my Play Station controller!”
“What a good rabbit.”
Angry Pear is on Twitter
Other pears have been using twitter for some time.
Eventually Angry Pear joined as well.
Click here to follow Angry Pear!
Board Game
“Hurry up and make your move!”
“Wait. Wait. That’s not a legal move.”
“You cheat!”
“No. It’s in the rules.”
Show Off
Leaf Extensions
“She thinks she so hot ever since she got her new leaf.”
Out of the Way!
In front of the turnstile is no place to stop and look for a ticket!
I quit!
A new year, a new pear!
For Maurapear.
Pear of the Month – December
Time to pick your favorite December pear! It was hard to narrow down the choices for this month, but as always, you are welcome to write-in any pear from December not on this list. Review the candidates and then use the poll on the sidebar to place your vote. Voting will end in about one week.
May the best pear win!
The candidates: (click on the post title to see the full post)
1. Egg Nog, 2. Angry Pear vs. Santa part 1 and part 2, 3. Watchful Pear, 4. Inconsolable, 5. Pearolers, 6. Tree Shopping, 7. Bubble Bath, 8. New Year’s Eve
Angry Pear vs. Santa
Christmas Dream
“Oh I love Christmas. I can’t wait!”
“This is awfully small. I hate Christmas!”
Tree Shopping
“Too small!”
“Too skimpy!”
“Too big!”
“I’m not amused.”
Holiday Lines
Angry Pear hates all lines, but especially lines during the holidays.
Angry Pear is on Facebook!
And she hates it.
“Where is the ‘dislike’ button?”
Where’s my Sweater?
“Where’s my sweater?”
“Where are your measurements?”
“A pear never reveals her numbers.”
And the Winner is…
Knitting Woes
“I hate it when the yarn gets tangled.”
Tending to a Sick Pear
Watchful Pear
She likes to keep tabs on the neighborhood.
Smelly
“Put your socks back on!”
Inconsolable
“Awww. What’s wrong? Do you want a cookie?”
“Don’t peartronize me!”
Disappointing Pizza
“I ordered a thin crust.”
“But this is TOO thin!”
Cold Pear
It’s snowing in Montreal today…
Pears do not fair well in the cold.
Angry Pear 