“Be more comfortable!”
They dislike the same things.
“Gimme that scarf or I’ll kapunga you!”
It’s time to vote for January’s best pear! Click the links below and then use the poll on the sidebar (only appears on the home page) to place you vote. You can also write in a pear that isn’t listed. Thanks for voting!
Life goes on.
“I look the same!”
“You need to clean these stairs!”
“Now the steps are clean!”
Time to vote for December’s best pear! Will it be a pear full of holiday spirit or just anger? Click the links below to read the full posts, then vote for your favorite using the poll on the sidebar.
May the best pear win!
Riding with an over-perfumed pear is very annoying.
When we last left off, one pear’s precious space pen had been destroyed (click here to read part 1):
“You broke it!”
…
“I got you a new space pen!”
“Oh I love my space pen.”
(Although easily angered and annoyed, Angry Pear is not heartless.)
Friday afternoon:
Saturday:
Sunday:
Monday morning:
“Look at my new space pen.”
“I love it.”
“It writes in boiling heat of more than 300 ˚ F.”
“It writes in the freezing cold up to -30 ˚ F.”
“It writes in the vacuum of space.”
“It even writes upside down.”
To Be Continued…
Hell is other pears.
“I can think whatever I want.”
“Just because you think it,”
“does not mean that I have to like it.”
“Fine.”
“Fine.”
“You want to get a drink?”
“Fine!”
Read the first Neighbors here.
“How does it taste? And be honest.”
“It’s a bit bland.”
“You’re tasting it wrong!”
Angry Pear watches the National Dog Show
“The Australian Shepherd was robbed!”
Angry Pear will be at Expozine 2011 this year in Montreal. If you’re in the area, be sure to stop by and see Angry Pear and many other small publishers and comic book artists that will be displaying there. I’ll be selling mini-comic books, pear cards, little polymer pears, and pins. You can preview some of them in Angry Pear’s Etsy shop.
EXPOZINE, Saturday, November 26 and Sunday, November 27, 2011, from 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. at 5035 St-Dominique (Église Saint-Enfant Jésus, Laurier Métro). Free admission.
Please note: Angry Pear will only be there on Saturday. Not Sunday.
For more information on the event and to see the other vendors, visit Expozine’s website.
“Five dollars apiece? You call that a sale?!”
“It’s important to have interesting topics of conversation. That keeps a relationship healthy.”
“Let’s talk about what you’re getting me for my birthday.”
(Read the first “Pear Relationships” here: Pear Relationships)
“Sidewalk, NOT side-ROLL!”
“What kind of trick is this!?”
“Gimme those!”
“These muffins are terrible!”
Last Spring:
This Fall:
“Give me 110 pearcent!”
“Oh dear. I forgot my wallet!”
“Don’t worry. I’ll pay for you.”
“Thank you. I’ll have steak.”
“I’m ready for a drink!”
“I was watching that!”
“You smell awful!”
“Would you like a bag?”
“It’s one dollar extra.”
Angry Pear 