It’s nice to leave work early. It’s not so nice to leave just as school is getting out.
“Where are have all my socks gone? I can’t find a single matching pair!”
“You’re late!”
“Slow and steady wins the race.”
Awhile ago, I posted a Magician Pear (and his lovely assistant). Here is their first trick:
“Thank you all for coming! That’s the end of our show.”
“This book is horrible.”
“We need to have a serious, mature and fair talk about our relationship.”
“I’ve prepared a list of grievances.”
A little while ago, this pear discovered a leak in her ceiling (click here to read the first post), and she took the day off of from work to deal with the catastrophe:
“Keep it down! I’m trying to hear Regis!”
“This jam is too runny.”
A few weeks ago, the pipes froze in Angry Pear’s apartment, and there was no water for a couple of days!
No water to brush her teeth!
No water for coffee!
No water for bathing!
No water for anything!
And pears need water!
“The soup doesn’t look very good.”
“Look at this resort I’m going to at the end of the month. There’s a private beach, world-class restaurants, shopping, and drinks are included!”
…
“This mood ring says I’m happy.”
“I am not happy!”
“Hmmm…”
“This means I don’t have to go to work today!”
“Could I have a slice of pie?”
“No! It’s mine!”
(But pears do not like sharing pie.)
“Look what that rabbit did to my Play Station controller!”
“What a good rabbit.”
Other pears have been using twitter for some time.
Eventually Angry Pear joined as well.
Click here to follow Angry Pear!
“Hurry up and make your move!”
“Wait. Wait. That’s not a legal move.”
“You cheat!”
“No. It’s in the rules.”
“I saw it first!”
“It’s mine!”
“She thinks she so hot ever since she got her new leaf.”
In front of the turnstile is no place to stop and look for a ticket!
A new year, a new pear!
For Maurapear.
“Oh I love Christmas. I can’t wait!”
“This is awfully small. I hate Christmas!”
Angry Pear hates all lines, but especially lines during the holidays.
And she hates it.
“Where is the ‘dislike’ button?”
Not all pears are in the Christmas spirit.
Angry Pear 