“It’s important to have interesting topics of conversation. That keeps a relationship healthy.”
“Let’s talk about what you’re getting me for my birthday.”
(Read the first “Pear Relationships” here: Pear Relationships)
“It’s important to have interesting topics of conversation. That keeps a relationship healthy.”
“Let’s talk about what you’re getting me for my birthday.”
(Read the first “Pear Relationships” here: Pear Relationships)

“Enough!”
“What kind of trick is this!?”
“Oh dear. I forgot my wallet!”
“Don’t worry. I’ll pay for you.”
“All these boxes need to be moved before I get back from my appointment.”
“Stupid boxes!”
“Who wants more wine?”
“You better go now before the store closes.”
“This ice cream is too cold!”
“This ice cream is too messy!”
“You’re welcome!”
…
“Burs!”
And nights!
So I know we are already a week into August, but I didn’t get around to posting the candidates for Pear of the Month last week. So without further delay, here they are:
(Click the links to read each post and place your vote using the poll on the sidebar)
Thanks for voting!
Angry Pear vs. Technical Support Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3
Click to read part 1 and part 2
Angry Pear had been waiting on hold for quite a long time.
They don’t stay pleased for long.
“The new futon is here. Let’s put it together.”
“I think you put that piece in the wrong spot.”
“That doesn’t look right.”
“I would hold the nails while hammering.”
“I made margaritas! Who wants one?”
Working is not an activity that generally agrees with pears. Take a look at some of these old posts about work (or avoiding it).
Angry Pear Adjusts her Office Chair
Day 1:
“Sorry. We don’t have any banana bread today.”
Day 2:
Day 3:
Day 4:
“You can’t have any right now.”
Especially when there is a sale.