Some pears like wearing bows. Some don’t!
A few weeks ago, two pears found themselves fighting over the same scarf. The quarrel grew heated and the scarf was torn in two. (Read the full post here.)
Recently, at a party:
“You won’t believe what happened to me while I was shopping the other day. I found this lovely scarf…”
Meanwhile, in another room:
“…and this horrible pear ripped it right out of my hands. So I tied what was left into this bow.”
A little while later: