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“What a good rabbit.”
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Board Game
“Hurry up and make your move!”
“Wait. Wait. That’s not a legal move.”
“You cheat!”
“No. It’s in the rules.”
Show Off
Shopping Disaster
“I saw it first!”
“It’s mine!”
South of the Border Pear
Leaf Extensions
“She thinks she so hot ever since she got her new leaf.”
Moderation is Key
There’s nothing like a bit of wine after work.
“Ahhh.”
“There’s not much left.”
“I shouldn’t drink a whole bottle on a work night. Off to bed.”
Out of the Way!
In front of the turnstile is no place to stop and look for a ticket!
Ski Pear
Ready to hit the slopes!
Sick Day
“I never want to do anything else again.”
I quit!
A new year, a new pear!
For Maurapear.
Pear of the Month – December
Time to pick your favorite December pear! It was hard to narrow down the choices for this month, but as always, you are welcome to write-in any pear from December not on this list. Review the candidates and then use the poll on the sidebar to place your vote. Voting will end in about one week.
May the best pear win!
The candidates: (click on the post title to see the full post)
1. Egg Nog, 2. Angry Pear vs. Santa part 1 and part 2, 3. Watchful Pear, 4. Inconsolable, 5. Pearolers, 6. Tree Shopping, 7. Bubble Bath, 8. New Year’s Eve
New Year’s Eve
Drink responsibly.
Ice Skating
Carded
There comes a time when getting carded at the liquor store is a compliment.
“Oh! Thank you!”
Eggnog
“Mmmmm.”
“This eggnog is delicious.”
“Just one more cup!”
…
“You drank it all?!”
Angry Pear vs. Santa
Tree Shopping
“Too small!”
“Too skimpy!”
“Too big!”
“I’m not amused.”
Where’s my Sweater?
“Where’s my sweater?”
“Where are your measurements?”
“A pear never reveals her numbers.”
Tending to a Sick Pear
Watchful Pear
She likes to keep tabs on the neighborhood.
Sleeping In
It’ hard to get up when the pear next to you gets to sleep in.
V.I.P.
Very Important Pear
“What do you mean I can’t come in? I’m a Very Important Pear!”
Swamped
She is up to her stem with paper work.
“Have a seat, please!”
Country Pear
Angry Pear goes for a Walk part 5
Angry Pear is home, but not answering
“Stop calling!”
I’ve been to Pearadise
“But I’ve never been to me.”
Song: “Never Been to Me” by Charlene
Peace Offering
And the Winner is…
Pears really like a long weekend!
Apparently pears really do love a long weekend, as this post wasn’t even on the ballot. There’s just something irresistible about a bottle of wine, a plate of cheese and luxuriating on the couch all day.
Mummy Pear was a close second, losing by only one vote.
Thanks to everyone who voted!
Pears like Mobile Drinks
“Could I have another drink please?”
“Certainly.”
“Thank you.”
Pear Picnic part 2
Read part 1 to get caught up.
The ants forced them to move their picnic.
“I can’t believe we have to move.”
They settled at what appeared to be a much better spot.
“There’s a bee!”
“There’s a whole thing of bees!”
…
The End.
Pear of the Month – October!
It’s time to vote for October’s Pear of the Month. I had a hard time narrowing down the choices, so if your favorite isn’t in this list, please feel free to write it in! Click on the thumbnails below to read the full post, then use the poll on the sidebar to make your vote. Voting ends in about a week.
The lovely candidates:
(1. Angry Pear vs. The Jeans, 2. Pears Don’t Like Watery Cocktails, 3. Nobody Home, 4. Pears Like Getting New Boots, 5. Do You Like My Costume, 6.Mummy Pear, 7. Vampears?, 8. Angry Pear Adjusts her Office Chair)
Happy Halloween!
Do You Like My Costume?
“I guess not.”
Vampears?
“There’s no such thing as vampears. They don’t exist.”
Nobody Home
“I’m not early!”
“Where are they?”
Mythical Pears: Pearseus
Pears Expect Salt on their Margaritas
“I specifically asked for salt!”
Expearimenting
Angry Pear 