Tee off is at nine sharp!
It’s a bit late in March to be thinking back to February (a month most of us would like to forget), but it is time to vote for best pears of that cold, dark month. Here is a list of candidates, but feel free to write-in any pear that appeared in February. Use the poll in the sidebar to cast your vote.
Click on the thumbnails to see the full post:
(1. Standoff, 2. Winter Stroll, 3. Shoveling Snow, 4. Frozen Pipes, 5. Gourmand Pear, 6. I don’t DO happy, 7. Jealousy, 8. Angry Pear vs. the Mood Ring)
Very smart!
“Hey! Those are my cookies!”
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This lucky pear is ready for an early tropical vacation!
“The Sophisticate”
The simplicity of draping in this look oozes elegance and grace– perfect for a dinner party or an evening at the opera.
“The Vamp”
Accessorize with a fan and mascara to make this glamorous look even more beguiling.
“The Sash”
Tying the scarf around the midsection not only compliments the pear figure, it creates a fun, flirty look that says, “I’m up for whatever!”
“Incognito”
Every pear deserves time out of the spotlight. Throw on a pair of shades, and you’re ready to strut down Rodeo Drive in blissful anonymity.
“The Sarong”
Pair this look with a chilled cocktail, and you’ve got the perfect duo for lounging poolside or strolling through a tropical paradise.
“Preppy”
Whether spending the afternoon sailing or just relaxing in the country club, this casual look will take you there in style.
Paris Fashion week Ready-to-Wear is on from March 1-9. In honor of this, I’ll be posting eight looks featuring one scarf.
Day 1: “Classic”
Easy to throw on, this look is instant chic.
A few weeks ago, two pears found themselves fighting over the same scarf. The quarrel grew heated and the scarf was torn in two. (Read the full post here.)
Recently, at a party:
“You won’t believe what happened to me while I was shopping the other day. I found this lovely scarf…”
Meanwhile, in another room:
“…and this horrible pear ripped it right out of my hands. So I tied what was left into this bow.”
A little while later:
“It’s you!”
And his lovely assistant.
“We need to have a serious, mature and fair talk about our relationship.”
“I’ve prepared a list of grievances.”
A little while ago, this pear discovered a leak in her ceiling (click here to read the first post), and she took the day off of from work to deal with the catastrophe:
“Keep it down! I’m trying to hear Regis!”
“This jam is too runny.”
A few weeks ago, the pipes froze in Angry Pear’s apartment, and there was no water for a couple of days!
No water to brush her teeth!
No water for coffee!
No water for bathing!
No water for anything!
And pears need water!
Out of the Way!
(Click the image to see the full post).
Leaf Extensions (one of my pear-sonal favorites was a close second).
“Look at this resort I’m going to at the end of the month. There’s a private beach, world-class restaurants, shopping, and drinks are included!”
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“My friend is going to love this birthday cake.”
“She’s late.”
“It would be a shame for this cake to go to waste.”
“I’ll just have a little taste.”
To Be Continued…
“This mood ring says I’m happy.”
“I am not happy!”
“Hmmm…”
“This means I don’t have to go to work today!”
Angry Pear 