And his lovely assistant.
“We need to have a serious, mature and fair talk about our relationship.”
“I’ve prepared a list of grievances.”
A little while ago, this pear discovered a leak in her ceiling (click here to read the first post), and she took the day off of from work to deal with the catastrophe:
“Keep it down! I’m trying to hear Regis!”
“This jam is too runny.”
A few weeks ago, the pipes froze in Angry Pear’s apartment, and there was no water for a couple of days!
No water to brush her teeth!
No water for coffee!
No water for bathing!
No water for anything!
And pears need water!
Out of the Way!
(Click the image to see the full post).
Leaf Extensions (one of my pear-sonal favorites was a close second).
“The soup doesn’t look very good.”
“Look at this resort I’m going to at the end of the month. There’s a private beach, world-class restaurants, shopping, and drinks are included!”
…
(Continued from yesterday’s post)
Since her friend was late, she decided she would just have a taste of the birthday cake…
“This cake is wonderful.”
“Oh no!”
…
“Happy Birthday! I got you a card.”
“My friend is going to love this birthday cake.”
“She’s late.”
“It would be a shame for this cake to go to waste.”
“I’ll just have a little taste.”
To Be Continued…
“This mood ring says I’m happy.”
“I am not happy!”
“Hmmm…”
“This means I don’t have to go to work today!”
(There can be only Pear!)
The real Paris fashion week may be over, but I could not resist posting this luxurious pear.
Yves Saint Laurent
“Le Smoking”
Dior
Gaultier
CHANEL
(Haute Couture Spring/Summer collections showing in Paris from January 24 – 27)
After having struggled with finding a pair of jeans in the past, she finally prevailed.
(Click here to read “Angry Pear vs. the Jeans”)
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“Put your coat on. You’re taking me out for dinner.”
“Could I have a slice of pie?”
“No! It’s mine!”
(But pears do not like sharing pie.)
“Look what that rabbit did to my Play Station controller!”
“What a good rabbit.”
Other pears have been using twitter for some time.
Eventually Angry Pear joined as well.
Click here to follow Angry Pear!
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