“Hurry up and make your move!”
“Wait. Wait. That’s not a legal move.”
“You cheat!”
“No. It’s in the rules.”
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Shopping Disaster
“I saw it first!”
“It’s mine!”
South of the Border Pear
Leaf Extensions
“She thinks she so hot ever since she got her new leaf.”
Pear and Rabbit
Moderation is Key
There’s nothing like a bit of wine after work.
“Ahhh.”
“There’s not much left.”
“I shouldn’t drink a whole bottle on a work night. Off to bed.”
Out of the Way!
In front of the turnstile is no place to stop and look for a ticket!
Ski Pear
Ready to hit the slopes!
Sick Day
“I never want to do anything else again.”
I quit!
A new year, a new pear!
For Maurapear.
Pear of the Month – December
Time to pick your favorite December pear! It was hard to narrow down the choices for this month, but as always, you are welcome to write-in any pear from December not on this list. Review the candidates and then use the poll on the sidebar to place your vote. Voting will end in about one week.
May the best pear win!
The candidates: (click on the post title to see the full post)
1. Egg Nog, 2. Angry Pear vs. Santa part 1 and part 2, 3. Watchful Pear, 4. Inconsolable, 5. Pearolers, 6. Tree Shopping, 7. Bubble Bath, 8. New Year’s Eve
Happy New Year!
New Year’s Eve
Drink responsibly.
Ice Skating
Pears like absurd glasses
Carded
There comes a time when getting carded at the liquor store is a compliment.
“Oh! Thank you!”
Pears like Hot Chocolate
Happy Boxing Day
Pear Noël
His favorite part of Christmas is the cookies.
Merry Christmas!
Stringing Lights
It did not go as planned.
Angry Pear vs. Santa Part 2
Eggnog
“Mmmmm.”
“This eggnog is delicious.”
“Just one more cup!”
…
“You drank it all?!”
Pearolers
We wish you a peary Christmas,
We wish you a peary Christmas,
We wish you a peary Christmas,
and a well-watered new year!
O Christmas Pear,
O Christmas Pear,
You are so green and lovely.
Angry Pear vs. Santa
Seasons Greetings
Christmas Dream
“Oh I love Christmas. I can’t wait!”
“This is awfully small. I hate Christmas!”
Tree Shopping
“Too small!”
“Too skimpy!”
“Too big!”
“I’m not amused.”
Holiday Lines
Angry Pear hates all lines, but especially lines during the holidays.
Bah! Humbug!
Not all pears are in the Christmas spirit.
Where’s my Sweater?
“Where’s my sweater?”
“Where are your measurements?”
“A pear never reveals her numbers.”
And the Winner is…
Masked Ball
Bubble Bath
Pears enjoy a long relaxing bubble bath. But they don’t want to relax too long, lest they turn into compote.
Knitting Woes
“I hate it when the yarn gets tangled.”
Stressed Out
Tending to a Sick Pear
Watchful Pear
She likes to keep tabs on the neighborhood.
Smelly
“Put your socks back on!”
Sleeping In
It’ hard to get up when the pear next to you gets to sleep in.
Angry Pear 