A few weeks ago, the pipes froze in Angry Pear’s apartment, and there was no water for a couple of days!
No water for bathing!
A few weeks ago, the pipes froze in Angry Pear’s apartment, and there was no water for a couple of days!
No water for bathing!
“The soup doesn’t look very good.”
“Look at my lovely new shawl!”
“Look at this resort I’m going to at the end of the month. There’s a private beach, world-class restaurants, shopping, and drinks are included!”
…
“This mood ring says I’m happy.”
“This means I don’t have to go to work today!”
“Put your coat on. You’re taking me out for dinner.”
“Could I have a slice of pie?”
“No! It’s mine!”
(But pears do not like sharing pie.)
“Look what that rabbit did to my Play Station controller!”
“What a good rabbit.”
Other pears have been using twitter for some time.
Eventually Angry Pear joined as well.
Click here to follow Angry Pear!
“Hurry up and make your move!”
“Wait. Wait. That’s not a legal move.”
“No. It’s in the rules.”
“I saw it first!”
“She thinks she so hot ever since she got her new leaf.”
In front of the turnstile is no place to stop and look for a ticket!
A new year, a new pear!
For Maurapear.
364 days later…
“That’ll teach him to give me coal.”
“Oh I love Christmas. I can’t wait!”
“This is awfully small. I hate Christmas!”
Angry Pear hates all lines, but especially lines during the holidays.
And she hates it.
“Where is the ‘dislike’ button?”
Not all pears are in the Christmas spirit.
“Where are your measurements?”
“A pear never reveals her numbers.”
Pear Picnic!
This month’s voting was very heated! Last night, Shopping Spree was in the lead, but Pear Picnic pulled through for the win this morning! To read the full post, click here and here.
Thanks to everyone who voted!
“I hate it when the yarn gets tangled.”
It’ hard to get up when the pear next to you gets to sleep in.
“Awww. What’s wrong? Do you want a cookie?”
“Don’t peartronize me!”
It’s snowing in Montreal today…
Pears do not fair well in the cold.
“What do you mean I can’t come in? I’m a Very Important Pear!”
Click to read: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4.
Nothing seemed to be going right for her.
She had enough.
Then she remembered: “I am Angry Pear.”
“I am Angry Pear.”
“Stop calling!”
How can a pear get any rest when she shares a bed with such a noisy companion?