“You are number 6.”
“I am not a number! I am a free pear!”
“I’ve got more music than I can fit in my new 64GB iPhone 4S. It’s all stuff you’ve never heard of.”
“Are those presents for me?!”
“No! Don’t look in these bags!”
“You better be getting me more than this!”
Happy Holidays!
“It’s important to have interesting topics of conversation. That keeps a relationship healthy.”
“Let’s talk about what you’re getting me for my birthday.”
(Read the first “Pear Relationships” here: Pear Relationships)
“I was watching that!”
“All these boxes need to be moved before I get back from my appointment.”
“Stupid boxes!”
“No more pears everyday!”
I just can’t keep up with posting a new pear everyday, so pears will be posted on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays for the next little while at least.
There’s nothing like a bit of wine after work.
“Ahhh.”
“There’s not much left.”
“I shouldn’t drink a whole bottle on a work night. Off to bed.”
It did not go as planned.
“Mmmmm.”
“This eggnog is delicious.”
“Just one more cup!”
…
“You drank it all?!”
“Too small!”
“Too skimpy!”
“Too big!”
“I’m not amused.”
“I specifically asked for salt!”
Yum.
A while ago, I posted a cabaret pear.
How does the pear accompanying her on the piano reach the pedals with such short legs?
They wear special stilt-like shoes.
“What do you want from me?”
“Who needs you anyway?”
“I’ll stop bossin’ you, when you start doing what I say.”
Read parts 1, 2, 3, and 4 of Pear Vs. the Triathlon for the story so far.
We last saw the pears in the midst of catastrophe.
They worked very hard.
“And heave!” “And heave!” “Heave!”
Once number 11 was free, they were too tired to continue the triathlon.
Number 14 invited everyone to her place.
After a few cocktails, she got an idea.
“I think we should write a letter to the race organizers.”
“And don’t forget to mention the pothole!”
The End.
“I have to wait a whole week now?”
Pears like ice cream in the summer.
“These eggs are not poached properly.”
The Empearor.
Angry Pear 