Regular pruning is an essential part of pear upkeep.
Life goes on.
“You need to clean these stairs!”
“Now the steps are clean!”
There is an odd phenomenon in Montreal of pears wearing heels in the snow– and I have never seen one of them fall.
“Look at my new space pen.”
“I love it.”
“It writes in boiling heat of more than 300 ˚ F.”
“It writes in the freezing cold up to -30 ˚ F.”
“It writes in the vacuum of space.”
“It even writes upside down.”
To Be Continued…
Read the first Neighbors here.
Too cold.
Too hot.
Can’t sleep.
At least the neighboring seat is vacant.
“Wrong kind of cup.”
“Only one type of sugar?”
“It’s weak!”
“All wrong!”
“So hot!”
“A respite!”
“Get back to work!”
And nights!
“Sick!”
“Did you hear something?”
There are times when Angry Pear wishes she had super powers.
“I’m not paid to think.”
Very annoying!
“The new futon is here. Let’s put it together.”
“Can I see?”
“I think you put that piece in the wrong spot.”
“That doesn’t look right.”
“I would hold the nails while hammering.”
“You do it!”
Working is not an activity that generally agrees with pears. Take a look at some of these old posts about work (or avoiding it).
Angry Pear Adjusts her Office Chair
“Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line to maintain your call in priority.”
To Be Continued…
“If anyone has anything to say to me, they can write me a letter.”
Angry Pear 