“Gimme that scarf or I’ll kapunga you!”
Life goes on.
“I wanted black!”
When we last left off, one pear’s precious space pen had been destroyed (click here to read part 1):
“You broke it!”
…
“I got you a new space pen!”
“Oh I love my space pen.”
(Although easily angered and annoyed, Angry Pear is not heartless.)
“Don’t make me go back in there!”
“Sidewalk, NOT side-ROLL!”
“I’m ready for a drink!”
…
“All these boxes need to be moved before I get back from my appointment.”
“Stupid boxes!”
“The new futon is here. Let’s put it together.”
“Can I see?”
“I think you put that piece in the wrong spot.”
“That doesn’t look right.”
“I would hold the nails while hammering.”
“You do it!”
Especially when there is a sale.
“Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line to maintain your call in priority.”
To Be Continued…
“These strawberries are too cold!”
“Oh, she loves me!”
“This microwave dinner looks nothing like it does on the box!”
I think Looking Back might be a regular Sunday thing now. Today, I’m posting some reader favorites!
Last week I posted a few pears from the past year, but there are still pear posts I want to re-share with you all. I hope you enjoy these!
A very early drawing, but one I think is still quite funny:
And lastly, one of my PEARsonal favorites:
Pear Vs. The Triathlon (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5)
Let me know what some of your favorites are!
Around the 1-year anniversary of Angry Pear, I looked back through this blog and was surprised that I had forgotten about some of these pear posts. I had intended to re-post a few of my favorites from the past year closer to the anniversary, but I just didn’t get around to it. So I’m doing it now. Click on the titles to see the full post. Enjoy!
Awhile ago, I posted a Magician Pear (and his lovely assistant). Here is their first trick:
“Thank you all for coming! That’s the end of our show.”
“Hey! Those are my cookies!”
…
A few weeks ago, two pears found themselves fighting over the same scarf. The quarrel grew heated and the scarf was torn in two. (Read the full post here.)
Recently, at a party:
“You won’t believe what happened to me while I was shopping the other day. I found this lovely scarf…”
Meanwhile, in another room:
“…and this horrible pear ripped it right out of my hands. So I tied what was left into this bow.”
A little while later:
“It’s you!”
A few weeks ago, the pipes froze in Angry Pear’s apartment, and there was no water for a couple of days!
No water to brush her teeth!
No water for coffee!
No water for bathing!
No water for anything!
And pears need water!
(Continued from yesterday’s post)
Since her friend was late, she decided she would just have a taste of the birthday cake…
“This cake is wonderful.”
“Oh no!”
…
“Happy Birthday! I got you a card.”
Angry Pear 