Out of the Way!
(Click the image to see the full post).
Leaf Extensions (one of my pear-sonal favorites was a close second).
“Look at this resort I’m going to at the end of the month. There’s a private beach, world-class restaurants, shopping, and drinks are included!”
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(Continued from yesterday’s post)
Since her friend was late, she decided she would just have a taste of the birthday cake…
“This cake is wonderful.”
“Oh no!”
…
“Happy Birthday! I got you a card.”
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“Put your coat on. You’re taking me out for dinner.”
“Could I have a slice of pie?”
“No! It’s mine!”
(But pears do not like sharing pie.)
“Look what that rabbit did to my Play Station controller!”
“What a good rabbit.”
Other pears have been using twitter for some time.
Eventually Angry Pear joined as well.
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“Hurry up and make your move!”
“Wait. Wait. That’s not a legal move.”
“You cheat!”
“No. It’s in the rules.”
“I saw it first!”
“It’s mine!”
“She thinks she so hot ever since she got her new leaf.”
In front of the turnstile is no place to stop and look for a ticket!
There comes a time when getting carded at the liquor store is a compliment.
“Oh! Thank you!”
“Mmmmm.”
“This eggnog is delicious.”
“Just one more cup!”
…
“You drank it all?!”
We wish you a peary Christmas,
We wish you a peary Christmas,
We wish you a peary Christmas,
and a well-watered new year!
O Christmas Pear,
O Christmas Pear,
You are so green and lovely.
“Too small!”
“Too skimpy!”
“Too big!”
“I’m not amused.”
Angry Pear hates all lines, but especially lines during the holidays.
And she hates it.
“Where is the ‘dislike’ button?”
“Where’s my sweater?”
“Where are your measurements?”
“A pear never reveals her numbers.”
“Put your socks back on!”
It’ hard to get up when the pear next to you gets to sleep in.
“Awww. What’s wrong? Do you want a cookie?”
“Don’t peartronize me!”
How I wish I were back there now.
“Oh! I have to have it.”
“I like this one too.”
“These are all so lovely.”
“I’ll take all of them!”
“I ordered a thin crust.”
“But this is TOO thin!”
Very Important Pear
“What do you mean I can’t come in? I’m a Very Important Pear!”
Angry Pear 