A few weeks ago, two pears found themselves fighting over the same scarf. The quarrel grew heated and the scarf was torn in two. (Read the full post here.)
Recently, at a party:
“You won’t believe what happened to me while I was shopping the other day. I found this lovely scarf…”
Meanwhile, in another room:
“…and this horrible pear ripped it right out of my hands. So I tied what was left into this bow.”
A little while later:
“It’s you!”
And his lovely assistant.
“We need to have a serious, mature and fair talk about our relationship.”
“I’ve prepared a list of grievances.”
A little while ago, this pear discovered a leak in her ceiling (click here to read the first post), and she took the day off of from work to deal with the catastrophe:
“Keep it down! I’m trying to hear Regis!”
A Vampear!
“Ahhhh!”
Cold Pears in the snow:
“It’s freezing!”
Pear house:
They are very pleased to have their own rooms.
Out of the Way!
(Click the image to see the full post).
Leaf Extensions (one of my pear-sonal favorites was a close second).
“Look at this resort I’m going to at the end of the month. There’s a private beach, world-class restaurants, shopping, and drinks are included!”
…
(Continued from yesterday’s post)
Since her friend was late, she decided she would just have a taste of the birthday cake…
“This cake is wonderful.”
“Oh no!”
…
“Happy Birthday! I got you a card.”
“This mood ring says I’m happy.”
“I am not happy!”
(There can be only Pear!)
Yves Saint Laurent
“Le Smoking”
CHANEL
(Haute Couture Spring/Summer collections showing in Paris from January 24 – 27)
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“Put your coat on. You’re taking me out for dinner.”
“Could I have a slice of pie?”
“No! It’s mine!”
(But pears do not like sharing pie.)
Other pears have been using twitter for some time.
Eventually Angry Pear joined as well.
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“Hurry up and make your move!”
“Wait. Wait. That’s not a legal move.”
“You cheat!”
“No. It’s in the rules.”
“I saw it first!”
“It’s mine!”
“She thinks she so hot ever since she got her new leaf.”
In front of the turnstile is no place to stop and look for a ticket!
A new year, a new pear!
For Maurapear.
There comes a time when getting carded at the liquor store is a compliment.
“Oh! Thank you!”
“Mmmmm.”
“This eggnog is delicious.”
“Just one more cup!”
…
“You drank it all?!”
“Oh I love Christmas. I can’t wait!”
“This is awfully small. I hate Christmas!”
Angry Pear hates all lines, but especially lines during the holidays.
“Put your socks back on!”
It’ hard to get up when the pear next to you gets to sleep in.
Angry Pear 