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Pear out of the Box – Stop Motion
Another two stop motion clips featuring Violet and Angry Pear polymers. Both of these pears are available for purchase at the Angry Pear Etsy shop!
Famous Pears: Angela Lanspeary
Opeara Singer
Looking Back – Pear and Rabbit
Angry Pear and her rabbit go back a long ways. Sometimes they get along, sometimes not so much. It’s a complicated relationship. Click on the links to see the full posts.
Watch Where You’re Going!
New Dress
Breakfast Cheese
Pear of the Month – February
It’s a bit late in March to be thinking back to February (a month most of us would like to forget), but it is time to vote for best pears of that cold, dark month. Here is a list of candidates, but feel free to write-in any pear that appeared in February. Use the poll in the sidebar to cast your vote.
Click on the thumbnails to see the full post:
(1. Standoff, 2. Winter Stroll, 3. Shoveling Snow, 4. Frozen Pipes, 5. Gourmand Pear, 6. I don’t DO happy, 7. Jealousy, 8. Angry Pear vs. the Mood Ring)
Cookie Thief
“Hey! Those are my cookies!”
…
Pearamour
Clever Pear part 2
(Continued from yesterday’s post)
Since her friend was late, she decided she would just have a taste of the birthday cake…
“This cake is wonderful.”
“Oh no!”
…
“Happy Birthday! I got you a card.”
Clever Pear part 1
“My friend is going to love this birthday cake.”
“She’s late.”
“It would be a shame for this cake to go to waste.”
“I’ll just have a little taste.”
To Be Continued…
Pearanoid
Board Game
“Hurry up and make your move!”
“Wait. Wait. That’s not a legal move.”
“You cheat!”
“No. It’s in the rules.”
Show Off
Leaf Extensions
“She thinks she so hot ever since she got her new leaf.”
Stringing Lights
It did not go as planned.
Historical Pears: Copearnicus
Overly Energized Guest
Peace Offering
Angry Pear Vs. Bee
“Shoo!”
“Gotcha!”
“Aaaah!”
Pear Vs. the Triathlon part 5
Read parts 1, 2, 3, and 4 of Pear Vs. the Triathlon for the story so far.
We last saw the pears in the midst of catastrophe.
They worked very hard.
“And heave!” “And heave!” “Heave!”
Once number 11 was free, they were too tired to continue the triathlon.
Number 14 invited everyone to her place.
After a few cocktails, she got an idea.
“I think we should write a letter to the race organizers.”
“And don’t forget to mention the pothole!”
The End.
Brunch Disaster
“These eggs are not poached properly.”
Pearadise
‘Cause you’re my best friend…
Best Friends!
Cabaret Pear
Shopping for Flowers
“You wait here.”
“hmm…”
“Okay, I’m ready.”
“Let’s go.”
It’s Too Hot Today
Pear and Bad Rabbit again!
Mine!
Ugh. Ruined!
Birdwatching
Pear likes watching birds.
Birds like watching pear!
Attack of Giant Angry Pear!
Pear Vs. the Triathlon Part 4
Ballooning
Angry Pear goes for a Walk part 1
Pear Varieties
“I am Bosc.”
Karate Pear
She goes to the dojo three times a week.
Shopping for Groceries
“How awful!”
“No thank you!”
Fashion Show
“That is not how real pears look!”
Angry Pear 